A Bio of Tom Douglass

By Gertrude Stein

 

Tom Douglass

Thomas the Fox the Douglass

And is Tom is

Treasurer of the Obscure Company Treasurer, says Tom Douglass

and the Obscure Company handles the Money the Obscure handles the Company Tom. 

Also, he tries, he runs the Sit

runs the Sit

runs the Sit runs

runs the Sit runs the Sit.  A Thon. 

He. Likes. To. Read.

read read likes to

read read read likes to make sandwiches and read and 

Sell a salted chestnut to Nell

Which she will accept

Which she will accept

And then what does a fatty do?

No she does not does not pay for it.

She does not pay for it.

She does not does not pay for a

cow

is not a horse not a horse unless you cow ride it. 

Moo

says the cow. Moo, I say, moo moo

Only thing to do is to do is

Is left to do is

Jump over the moo.

Tom says, your Obscure Money thanks you for money thanks for participation.